Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
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In a bar Johnny drinks
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Johnny drinks Johnny Walker
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till he runs up a bill he can't pay
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He's drinking to the memory
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of a prince in a pauper's grave
And it's go Johnny go
where the bruises don't show
in the churchyard where the nervous get
wrecked
And turn off your wireless
for two minutes silence
Cough up and pay your respects
And go to the park
where vicars and tarts
prey for their tormented souls
By the american graffiti
from Elephant and Castle
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in Ford Capri Orange
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Volkswagon yellow and gold
Johnny drinks Johnny drinks
Johnny drinks Johnny Walker
cockles his muscles alive alive 'o
smashes his bottle of unholy water
and it's go Johnny go, go, go
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Back to the churchyard
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where day out day in
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those original sinners
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are religiously praying
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And where there was muck
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there's a brass band that's playing
playing to the memory
of a prince in a pauper's grave